
Just Because You Had a Bad Accident Doesn’t Mean Your Bachelorette Party Is Ruined
So you can’t leave the hospital, big deal. That just means the bachelorette party is coming to you, Denise! That’s Continue reading
So you can’t leave the hospital, big deal. That just means the bachelorette party is coming to you, Denise! That’s Continue reading
Everybody has their one thing. For some, it’s the white bean hummus. For others, it’s the smoked trout. But for Continue reading
Now please calm down and let me explain, honey! Look, we’ve been going through a rough patch for quite some Continue reading
Knock-knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Oh now you don’t, you son-of-a-bitch! Not this time! Honey, who was that? Where are Continue reading
Holy shit. Look at this beautiful fucking thing. It makes Thomas Kinkade gazebos look like a big pile of shit. Continue reading
No longer will I be haunted by that grisly image. This summer is all about fun in the sun! First Continue reading
—Sir, we have a breach on our website. —Give me the details. —Stacey Masterson, age 17, gained access to our Continue reading
Men, we’re about to fight the battle of our lives! Many consider us to be the underdog but as long Continue reading