The First Half of 2014: A Late Night Monologue

Good evening, ladies and gentleman… Following their success at Taco Bell, Pepsi is developing new Dorito-flavored foods. No word yet Continue reading →

Goddamnit, This Miley Cyrus Shit is Boring: A Letter

Dear Future Me, I know this isn’t something that Past Me does often, but I felt that I must write Continue reading →

Why “The Golden Girls” Have (And Will) Stand the Test of Time

With recent talk about House of Cards and the “Golden Age of Television” (I’m looking at you, The Atlantic), I Continue reading →

How to Stay Relevant as a New Celebrity

Something that we will all inevitably experience in our young lives is becoming a celebrity.  But how can you ensure Continue reading →

Claire Danes

Claire Danes is my best friend.  We met in a Manhattan coffee shop in the late 90s, back when she Continue reading →

I’m Having an Existential Crisis Over Timberweek

I am twenty-four years old. I’d like to consider myself part of the “indie” community, however, all of my clothes Continue reading →