Kicking the Bucket List

I.  DODGING REGRET In the few years I worked as a police officer, I went on dozens of calls to Continue reading →

Fear Territory: A Long Term Case of Bike Avoidance

I was ten years old when I fell off my bike and didn’t get back on. It was a summer Continue reading →

A Love Poem

If you called me up And said that you were being kidnapped By a bunch of Eastern European Sex traffickers, Continue reading →

Yes, It’s True–I Had an Affair with Our Maid Amelia Bedelia

Now please calm down and let me explain, honey! Look, we’ve been going through a rough patch for quite some Continue reading →

Never Date a Younger Woman

Don’t do it, fellas. Resist the temptation. A younger woman is a temporary oasis, nothing more. In the long run, Continue reading →

Dustin Parker to his Friend Steve after his Girlfriend Ellen Moved to Poughkeepsie

MY HEART IS SAD AS SHIT DAWG BUT IMA BE OKAY I GOT GOALS AS HELL I GOT ALL THESE Continue reading →

Eternally Hopeful Heart

At rise the stage is bare. There may be an approximation or a suggestion of a doorway – but it Continue reading →

Pandio and Pandiette

CHARACTERS: PANDIETTE A young female Capulet, played by SUNSHINE, an adult female panda at the Edinburgh Zoo PANDIO A young Continue reading →