Dear St. Croix County Fair

It is with profound regret that I must inform you of my inability to attend this year’s extravaganza. Urgent family Continue reading →

Goddamnit, This Miley Cyrus Shit is Boring: A Letter

Dear Future Me, I know this isn’t something that Past Me does often, but I felt that I must write Continue reading →

A Letter From The Landlord

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ladies of Unmarketed Growth Capital, I am so sorry to write an email like this Continue reading →

A Letter to my SO-CALLED friends

I thought we were friends.  Friends are supposed to help each other and be honest.  You guys really betrayed me. Continue reading →

Letter to the Lessees

Dear Human Occupants of Our Shared Home, You may be shocked to learn that we are aware of your plans Continue reading →