Places William H. Taft Has Been Stuck In Aside From the Bathtub

In traffic On a conference call Between a rock and a hard place At a party he has only been Continue reading →

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EDITOR’S NOTE: One of these is real. “At First, I Was Horrified. Then, I Was Terrified. After That, I Became Continue reading →

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Henry woke up very early in the morning on the third Saturday in October, excited for what the day would Continue reading →

Top Ten Best New Television Shows of Fall 2013

It’s finally getting chilly in Chicago, and you know what that means…TV IS BACK, BABY!!!!!!! To celebrate the return of Continue reading →

Goddamnit, This Miley Cyrus Shit is Boring: A Letter

Dear Future Me, I know this isn’t something that Past Me does often, but I felt that I must write Continue reading →

selected poems that were selected pt II

the end of heroes leslie nielson is dead. i am genuinely concerned for chevy chase richard lewis and bill murray. Continue reading →

COMPLAINT #4565: I Can’t Stop Shooting Myself in the Foot!

Excuse me, sir? Are you the manager? Oh, great, yes—so sorry to bother you but as you may have noticed, Continue reading →

VACATION ALL I EVER WANTED

Hey dudes! The Other Otter is taking a brief sabbatical. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR YOU?! It means that we Continue reading →