The First Half of 2014: A Late Night Monologue

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Least Respected Street Names

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A Knock-Knock Joke

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Job Openings

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Wrigley and a Dog

“What is a thousand times ten?” asked the teacher. “I know! I know!” said Wrigley, the annoying kid with old Continue reading →

The First Half of 2013: A Late Night Monologue

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