
Dear St. Croix County Fair
It is with profound regret that I must inform you of my inability to attend this year’s extravaganza. Urgent family Continue reading
It is with profound regret that I must inform you of my inability to attend this year’s extravaganza. Urgent family Continue reading
Weary of its low approval ratings, Congress has decided to take the offensive. All existing special months have been replaced Continue reading
“I don’t have as much money as I would like,” exclaimed Earl. “Are your expectations too lofty?” asked Gus. “Or Continue reading
Press 1 for information about the new park adjacent to our corporate headquarters campus. Press 2 if you’ve ever fallen Continue reading
Don’t dance unless you have a partner. Put your toothbrush in the holder that we bought at T.J. Maxx, not Continue reading
Grandpa certainly was a character, wasn’t he? I’m sure you will miss him. But if you’re honest with yourself, Isn’t Continue reading
“I can’t tell you how proud I am of this team. And neither can my assistant coaches. We’re speechless. Continue reading
Don’t do it, fellas. Resist the temptation. A younger woman is a temporary oasis, nothing more. In the long run, Continue reading