In traffic
On a conference call
Between a rock and a hard place
At a party he has only been at for 45 minutes
Between the jewelry racks at H&M
In an existential crisis
Listening to Dave Matthews Band in his cousin’s car
In the 15 items or less line at Trader Joe’s, having his food choices complimented by the cashier
Choosing between pizza or a calzone
In a dead end relationship where he really likes his partner’s family
In a fourth grader’s mind as the 26th, instead of the 27th, president
Listening to a co-worker recount an episode of “The Bachelorette”
At an improv workshop hosted by corporate headquarters
In the 17th century while repairing his time-traveling device
At Denver International Airport since last Thursday, goddamnit
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Kristina Felske is the founder and chief editor of the Other Otter and a big, big fan of appetizers. http://www.kristinafelske.com // twitter.com/kristinafelske.