Post-Game Remarks

  “I can’t tell you how proud I am of this team. And neither can my assistant coaches. We’re speechless. Continue reading →

Ways to Improve Your Numbers as a White Chalk Salesman

1. Kill People — Described by many as a solid dude, Marcus Haugen is a Chicago based improviser/writer who can Continue reading →

Puppet Barf

Bug eyes are the sick opposite of googly. They fix on you. They freeze your movement. A judgement that could. Continue reading →

Chef José Hiromoto Goldberg Opens New Latin-Asian-Jewish-Deli-Fusion Restaurant

News in Brief • ISSUE 49•46 • Nov 11, 2013 SAN FRANCISCO— Changes are reportedly in the works at 584 Continue reading →

I Am a Famous Celebrity and All I Had to Do Was Get My Face Trampled In by a Horse

Before the talk show appearances, the book signings, and the million-dollar speaking engagements, I was just a regular guy. I Continue reading →

Henry and the Apple Crumble Adventure

Henry woke up very early in the morning on the third Saturday in October, excited for what the day would Continue reading →

The Incredible Journey

  Abby couldn’t tell if it was sweat trickling down her flushed cheeks or if her skin was melting. Each Continue reading →

Yes, It’s True–I Had an Affair with Our Maid Amelia Bedelia

Now please calm down and let me explain, honey! Look, we’ve been going through a rough patch for quite some Continue reading →