Max?
Max do we end it all in a fit of momentary despair?
Max? Do we end it all in a fit of momentary despair?
We don’t, do we?
Max? Do we? No we don’t.
Max finger out of the nose. Now. 1… 2…. Thank you, Max. Fingers don’t belong in noses.
Now, Max, do we kill ourselves? Don’t you think we should have a snack instead? I think we should have a snack instead.
Do you want a graham cracker? Max? Do you want a -uh uh Max, both feet on the ledge, we don’t commit suicide, do we? Nope. Now, how about a graham cracker.
Max? Do we want a graham cracker?
Okay, okay, we can have a different snack it was just a suggestion. Do you remember what suggestion means, Max?
Do you? Right! Now let’s turn around and come back down, okay Max?
Thank you, sir. Good boy. We don’t kill ourselves do we? Do we commit suicide by jumping off a tall building? Do we? Hmm?
Yes?! Noooo, Max we DON’T. We were being pretty silly, huh.
Okay let’s get a snack.
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Julia Weiss is a writer, improviser, and actress. Julia has a big heart and a tiny bladder. Julia likes baths and wine. @weiss_tea.
