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MY HEART IS SAD AS SHIT DAWG BUT IMA BE OKAY I GOT GOALS AS HELL

I GOT ALL THESE GOALS AND I AM GONNA DO THEM FUCK EYAH BRA GET IT

GET THESE GOALS

1 GET HOT AS SHIT IMA GET HOT AS SHIT WITH MUSCLES AND IMA LOOK FUCKING HOT AND ELLEN WILL BE ALL DAMN FUCK POUGHKEEPSIE IMA FINISH MY SENIOR YEAR WITH DUSTIN

2 IMA GET MAD MONEY LIKE RAPPER AND IMA HAVE SO MANY DOLLABILLZ IM GONNA HAVETO HIT UP THAT STRIP CLUB LIKE FUCK DAWG

3 IMA WRITE THHE BEST LOVE SONG AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE AND SHE GONNA KNOW SHE LOVE ME CUZ THIS SONG IMA WRITE AND LIKE ALL THESE BITCHES ARE GONNA BE LIKE HEY AND ILL BE LIKE MAYBE THEN ELLEN WILL BE LIKE WAIT NO I LOVE U AND THEN SHE IS GONNA BE LIKE WHO CARES MY FAMILY MOVED IM COMING BACK AND WE GON BE TOGETHER

4 IMA CRUSH THIS PHYSICS TEST FRIDAY CAN I CHECK OUT YOUR NOTES FROM THE LAB I MISSED THANKS DAWG

5 IMA MAKE OUT WITH A TEACHER AND BE A LEGND AND ELLEN WILL BE LIKE WOW THAT WAS MY DUDE AND BE JEALOUS BUT THEN ALSO BE LIKE FLATTERED CUZ THE INLY GIRL I WOULD WANNA MAKE OUT WITH THATS NOT HER OR LIKE A CLASSIER STRIPPER IS A TEACHER

DUDE BRA IM REALLY HURTING RIGHT NOW WANNA COME OVER TONIGHT AND PLAG GTA AND DRINK MY DADS BEER HE IS STILL STAYING AT THE HOTEL WHILE HIS SIDE OF THE BED GETS FUMIGATED AND LIKE HE CANT SLEEP ON THE COUCH CUZ HIS BACK I BET MY MOM REALLY MISSES HIM AND THATS WHY SHES GOING OUT A LOT SO YEAH WE CAN DRINK HIS BEER

LOVE IS REAL BRA

DUSTIN

Julia Weiss is a writer, improviser, and actress. Julia has a big heart and a tiny bladder. Julia likes baths and wine. @weiss_tea.

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