Director of Thought, American Public Policy Forum
Vice President-Lunch, Ford Motor Company
Team Leader-Playground Harmony Department, Philadelphia Public Schools
Physical Appearance Czar, Goldman Sachs
Napkin Placement Trainee, Waldorf Astoria Hotel
Legal Associate-Toothpaste Division, Procter & Gamble
Regional Manager of Fingernail Services, Vidal Sassoon
Beaker Replenishment Manager, Pfizer
Director of Paranoia Management, National Rifle Association
Executive Vice President of In-Store Behavior, Wal-Mart
Sniper, Coca-Cola Recipe Security Division
Manager of Tissue Psychology, Kimberly-Clark
Spotter of People Ordered Never to Set Foot in This Place Again, Caesars Palace
Sausage Relations Director-Midwest Region, Pizza Hut
Soda Jerk, Fabulous Fifties Malt Shoppe
Soda Asshole, Fabulous Fifties Malt Shoppe
Hurdy-Gurdy Performer, Pensacola Street Festival
Bovine Chaplain, Central States Meat Processing
Clean Feet Coordinator, Robert Mondavi Winery
Child Drop-off Hostess, Bay Area Family Reunion Planning
Violence Evaluator, Three Stooges Licensing Group
Director of Public Relations, The Holy See

Joe Fumo is a Milwaukee-area business writing consultant who has published two humorous fiction collections: “God’s Web Site” and “Things To Do This Week” (purchasable on Amazon.com) He has been a newspaper reporter, corporate newsletter editor and public relations account representative. Thus, the need to write silly pieces.

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