First allow me to say I am NOT interested in HUMAN SEX. OK?
Hi,
My name is Dennis and I am a caring HUMAN being and Christian (redundant right?). I care a whole ton about the FAMILY UNIT. OK? You are a Christian HUMAN husband whose wife needs to sing a different tune? That’s OK. You feel like you are a HUMAN wife who has no direction? Perfect. What can I offer you? Spanking.
I have made a living for the past three years in Burbana, IL as a live-in spanker. Imagine this, you are a traveling CHRISTIAN HUMAN husband and your wife misbehaves. Maybe she forgets to call you one night? Maybe she drops a tupperware full of your favorite blueberries? Perhaps maybe she smiles at your New Yorker-subscribing neighbor? The technology doesn’t exist for an electronic spanking machine yet (trust me I have looked) so what do you do? Simply text or page me 😉 and I will get right on it. If you like for an extra charge we can set up a Skype so that you can watch me discipline 😉 your wife! OK? I am quite very strong and have unflinching CHRISTIAN morals!
We can hash out the details later. I am available from July of this year until Christ comes back 😉
Please! If you own a CANINE or your neighbors do within 100ft then PLEASE no need to contact me as I CANNOT do the job.
Love and Christ’s Passion,
Dennis
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Griffin Wenzler is from Nashville, TN. He likes to play the drums and read. He performs solo sketch and with the improv team Bully.
