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Date of visit: October 20th, 2012

Server name: Ashley or Lindsay, it was too loud to hear.

How would you rate the following aspects of your stay on a scale of 1-5

Decor: 1
Food: 1
Service: -100
Bathrooms: I didn’t go to the bathroom. (no thanks!)

Any additional feedback:
Maybe I don’t know much about service. Maybe I didn’t spend 6 years at a diner in Crisco Bay cleaning maple pecan syrup stains out of the crotch of my mint blue uniform. Maybe I didn’t do that, and I just made that up and I’m a liar. Maybe that’s true, and I’m just a 35-year-old man who lives with his aunt in a shed she decorated so it’s at least passable as a bedroom. I mean, there’s a bed in it at least. Well, maybe you should shut up. But I happen to think that if someone asks for no ice in their Mr. Pibb, SOMEONE ELSE out there should have delivered. AND MAYBE THAT SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ASHEY OR LINDSAY. Maybe I’ll just pick out the ice out of my drink like some plebeian, like some philistine. Maybe I’ll just dip my grubby paws, covered in modeling glue and confetti, deep into my wet stinky Mr. Pibb, and fish out the cold chunks of ice, and wipe my damp mitts on my new silk shirt.

Here’s what I think- Maybe you should just go to hell. Maybe you should shut up. I’d rather eat 100 piles of garbage than at this restaurant.

Andy Junk is older than his picture would lead you to believe.
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