Rachel Writes Erotica

Everybody says I’m the best at giving advice. Well, all my ladies say I’m the best at giving advice. I Continue reading →

Words Arranged in Order of Most Meaning to Least Meaning When Said Aloud

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Own the Comma

Let’s be honest, the proper use of commas is not nearly as important as physical beauty in our society. In Continue reading →

This is Going To Be the Best Summer Ever; Unlike Last Year When I Saw that Dead Body by the Railroad Tracks

No longer will I be haunted by that grisly image. This summer is all about fun in the sun! First Continue reading →

The Accusation of Plagiarism

Hear ye, hear ye, people in this Philadelphia town square! I call your attention to a PLAGIARIST in our midst! Continue reading →

A Recipe for Disaster

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The Note

The note appeared in haste sometime in early May, but by the time anyone noticed it, it had food and Continue reading →

Online Dating

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