BORED AT WORK (a haiku quartet)
My cup is empty.
I think I just drank coffee.
Maybe I didn’t.
The way I’m sitting…
I am smelling my armpits
I should stop slouching
I could fall asleep
in this chair, at this moment.
Like, seriously.
It’s so goddam sad
when you drink water at work
just to shake things up.
A POEM I WROTE AFTER WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF ROBOTS FOR 2 HOURS
I honestly can’t even imagine of a future where we aren’t destroyed by robots.
And still, I get excited, and not terrified, by every advance in science.
When I see a movie of a robot that can walk in snow
I think it’s really awesome.
Even though I know that soon
These robots will walk through the snow
probably in my lifetime
To hunt down the last family of babies that were hiding in the north pole.—
Andy Junk is older than this picture would lead you to believe.
Andy Junk is older than this picture would lead you to believe.