An Excerpt from Animals: A Cautionary Tale
A donkey is special, a donkey is pure, a donkey’s not snooty about fresh laid manure. A donkey is noble, Continue reading
A donkey is special, a donkey is pure, a donkey’s not snooty about fresh laid manure. A donkey is noble, Continue reading
Dear Potential Candidate, Thank you for submitting your resume for the Associate Marketing Assistant position with The Marketing Associates, Inc. Continue reading
To the Man Who Stole a Bike Right Off of My Trunk, Woof. Not cool, bro. You come along with Continue reading
Are you calling me a liar, taxi driver? Because I have plainly and explicitly told you that I do not Continue reading
Men, we’re about to fight the battle of our lives! Many consider us to be the underdog but as long Continue reading
Dear Babies, Your lack of fine motor skills makes me sick. Last week I saw one of you try to Continue reading
I don’t think of myself as a busy body, but I have been described that way before. What can I Continue reading
Are you feeling indifferent or marginalized? Wish you were more effervescent or mellifluous? You’re not alone. Well, in one sense Continue reading